Potpourri

*Attack Of The Ouroborus*	...where I encounter a stripper with an attitude.
*Son of Attack of the Ouroborus*	...where I don't leave well enough alone.
*Ode To Rachel*	...where I weep for Chrietcheque, the one-armed bastard.
Dana and David: The Dissolution of a Dour Duo	...where my reporting skills leave a bit to be desired.
*Puck You!*	...where I single handedly provide the methods for saving hockey from itself.
Wait Until Next Year	...where I go on and on and on about my favorite baseball team.
David Goes Nello	...where Duchovny shows his Spades prowess