David Goes Nello

David Goes Nello

Rumor has it that [Name Withheld] put forth the following:

>>Duchovny proves that time and time again, does he not?
>>ahsv,

>Seeing as you know him personally ahsv..why don't you go ahead and
>elaborate on this?

Okay. The other day when David was over for our weekly game of Spades
(as an aside, I must really comment here on his card playing skills...
the man can bid and bluff with the best of them) he turned to me and
said,

"Hank, while you're up, can you grab me another can of Tab?"

"Sure," said I. I smiled inwardly, realizing that he finally was
tackling that tummy pouch of his. "You want some Pork Rinds (tm) with
that?"

Patting his stomach he giggled, replying "Now Hank... I don't want to
get overly bloated. I have my fans to think of, you know."

Amidst the chuckles that broke out, David deftly finessed a trick,
using a trump to take our opponents' Queen-led trick.

"Hahahaha," I snickered in reply, "Are you turning over a new leaf?"

He stared up at me, shaking his head and unbuttoning the top button of
his pants in order to get more breathing room before saying, "Hell,
no, Hank! You know me better than that! I still have disdain for the
bastards; after all, my "fans" are basically the webTV users of the
entertainment world. Clueless boring followers of a show I wish had
died it's justifiable death after six episodes." With that he winked
at Gretta, who had zoned out David and was busily sorting her hand,
anyway.

Next week: David and I spend an afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese...

[from ATXF]