October 30, 1996: Something Else
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THOSE WHO MAY CARE October 30, 1996: Something Else |
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I am a 43-year-old woman who has recently met the most incredible man.
When he goes down on me, I have the most wonderful orgasms, but I weigh
300 pounds and I'm concerned because when I climax, I squeeze my legs
together. I have squeezed so hard that at times he has complained that
his ears hurt afterward. He still continues to please me this way, but
I'm afraid I might burst his eardrums I've tried to let him up when I
start to climax but it ruins it, so he stays between my legs until
I'm finished. Do you think I could damage his ears.
Source: Farifield County Reader's Ask Isadora Column
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* Modernizing the Classics: With Hollywood now rediscovering all the *
* classic works of literature and, as a result, "dumbing them down" to *
* make them more palatable, the trend is shifting to written form as *
* well. Below, is a sample of what one may expect on the bookshelves. *
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Ulysses (with apologies to every valley girl who ever read Joyce):
... and I thought well, you know, it might as well be him as some other
guy and then I asked him if he'd like ask me again, and so he asked me
again, and so he asked me, and I like grabbed him, yeah, and pulled him
down so he could hold me, yeah, all perfumed and stuff, and his heart was
going like a jackhammer, and yeah, I said, yeah I wanna, yeah.
Source: NY Times Magazine
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* This really isn't all that funny ... *
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During a Tirana, Albania, divorce hearing in July, in which a man
contending that his wife beat him regularly over the course of their two-
year union, the wife suddenly leaped at the man and beat him unconscious
before she was restrained. The judge quickly granted the divorce.
Source: News of the Weird
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