November 10, 1996: Pope for a Day
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THOSE WHO MAY CARE November 10, 1996: Pope for a Day |
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* We're talking Family Values folks. *
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In May, the Tennessee supreme court ordered a new trial for Hixson, Tenn.,
Baptist preacher Don McCary, who had been sentenced to 72 years in prison
for 13 sex offenses against four teenage boys. His twin brother, Ron, had
been serving time at the prison in Pikeville, Tenn., for raping a six year
old boy, and their older brother, Richard, a former pastor, is still
wanted by authorities after pleading guilty to molesting four boys in the
1980's.
Source: News of the Weird
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* Top Signs that Clinton was a little overconfident going into election. *
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10/28/96 Resumes dating.
10/29/96 Under media pressure, now admits to inhaling, but adds, "I
didn't bogart."
10/30/96 Renewed White House digital dish subscription to Playboy Channel
for 1997.
10/31/96 At campaign stops, responded to voters' comments with, "Yeah,
whatever."
11/01/96 After kissing babies in Houston, seen kissing babes at Hooters.
11/02/96 Seen wearing a t-shirt that says "I Beat Dole in '96 and All I
Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!"
11/03/96 Purchased a victory bag of "Colombian Catnip", and it wasn't for
Socks.
11/04/96 Instead of the usual 3 pizzas for the White House staff's Monday
dinner, ordered 5 and didn't use a coupon.
11/05/96 Started victory speech 5 minutes after polls opened.
Source: Larry Casey @ SGI
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* My advice: How about shut up, get a life and quit whining! *
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Question: I am a male and consider myself a strong feminist. I live in a
co-op house where by chance the women live upstairs and the men downstairs.
One of the women (a teacher) maintained that this was because women are
good and men are bad. I've heard women say that men are offensive, men's
feet offensive, male body hair offensive, men enjoying lovemaking and not
thinking at that very moment about marriage and babies offensive. I feel
pre-judged and guilty (though innocent) and I feel powerless. I'm really
tired of getting kicked in the balls for having them. What's a sensitive
guy to do?
Source: The Reader's Ask Isadora column
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