April 30, 2001: That's Karmageddon!
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THOSE WHO MAY CARE April 30, 2001: That's Karmageddon! |
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* Dude.... you're supposed to be dead, man. What are you doing here? *
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ALMATY - A Kazakh man who was electrocuted and buried shocked his friends
and family by turning up for his own funeral feast.
The man was wrapped in a cloth shroud according to Muslim tradition and
buried in a shallow grave after apparently dying while trying to steal
power cables in eastern Kazakhstan, local media reported Wednesday.
But two days later he regained consciousness and rose naked from the
ground, Express K daily said. The paper said he had difficulty flagging
down a vehicle to take him home.
Source: Reuters
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* Here's some new words you can start using in your daily conversations. *
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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is screwing everybody else over and
like they come back and keep doing it. Up until somebody comes back like
as a comet and then comes and smashes into the Earth and it like explodes
and then it kinda sucks ass for everybody.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
Source: Shannon Linden
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* Whacha gonna do? Whacha gonna do when dey come for you? *
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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
Source: Sumi Skellam
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