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The Mayo Challenge
In this factual account, Joe W.
offers his friend Chad a new snowboard (worth
$500.00) if he will just eat one quart
of mayonnaise in one sitting and hold it down for 15 minutes.
Later, Joe B.
-All photos by Joe W. except where noted.
Chad visualizes his new snowboard, the
Way, hey, up she rises! One spoonful and Chad's
ness of the Cascade slopes hissing beneath his prize....
chummin' the fish!
where ya goin' with that spoon in your hand?
Enter Joe B: Money
is nothing to him; his Mom would give him $150.00 just for the asking.
But, tempted by the Mayo Challenge-- the offer
of $150.00 to eat a quart of mayo--, he falls into the deep, deep well
of lust and takes in hand the spoon of whoredoms. Under the
terms of THIS challenge, if he fails to eat the whole quart, he must smear
what's left on his head and face. The final scene is left to the
imagination as the curtain of charity is drawn over it.
THE THINKER: It's not what goes into a man's mouth
Joe caves in and falls upon the spoils. Rows and flows
that defiles him...........no. It's what goes into his EYES.
of pre-fab pus enter into him.................and it was night.
HEY, I CAN DO
IT! THIS IS FUN ! !
BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE, JOE!
What's down in the well comes up in the bucket:
Mark & Matt fight back chunks while viewing photos
blows lunch, along with some green stuff
(top of photo)
chronicling the MAYO CHALLENGE.
Perpetrator of the Mayo Challenge, dines
FishHead, webmaster extraordinaire,
on swine ("ribs", to the layperson), while planning his
prepares a savoury stew of intelligent food
for his family.
.- AMH photo
-photo by Leif
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